Episode 400 update: Times have changed, but Blizzlet hasn’t. It still brings a humorous approach and a break from reality. SMARMS is your Dr Jekyl and Ted is your Joker… Leaving Daniel to steal all the candles from the opera house. Peace… Love… Taco Grease. Ok I know I said I wouldn’t do updated reviews. Yet I feel this is a needed update. I just finished the 300th episode. My previous review stands true, but I feel there is something that has to be added. I love this team, from Momma Lore, to crazy Aunty SMARMS, to Ted who feels like the brother you never had, and then the Patriarch of the family, Daniel. Thank you for accepting each of us into your home and sharing a part of your energy with us. Original: As my review has become quite outdated with references to old host, and bits that are long past, and poking fun at the host which is inappropriate for a crew that I admire and respect, here is my true review: Blizzlet is a podcast that makes you feel welcomed as part of the family. I have been listening… we will say for quite a while. I have seen host come… and go… but one thing that hasn’t changed is the energy, if anything it has gotten stronger. If you want the serious side of Hearthstone, this is probably not for you and that is ok, if you want to sit around the table with a group of friends and talk about something you love, this is the right place. Listen to an episode and you will find yourself two or three years later just trying to find a way to listen again.

Sometimes three sometimes two hosts that know about hearthstone but could get derailed by almost ANY topic. The “classic blizzlet visual goof” keeps the show going and you know what else keeps the show going? It’s the patreons over at Patreon.com/blizzlet. Good stuff

The best hosts. The best jokes. The best hearthstone card analysis. Everything to love!

…to Squelch??? Never!!! Squelch quit on me. Abandoned me. Just like my father. And then my mother. And then later my sister. And after that my uncle. Consequently also my aunt. ALL abandoned me, but not Blizzlet. Never Blizzlet…

Again this podcast tells you how it feels about politics and laced it with false information. It’s not a terrible reality it’s a great reality because this administration is actual holding people accountable. FACT: DEI forced the ATC not to Hire people with higher scores because they had to fill there DEI obligations. It was reported on the new it is fact

Very good podcast, I play it for the students in my class all the time. I forget how to turn it off or lower the volume. They don’t like or know what Hearthstone is, so this is the perfect Hearthstone podcast for my situation. Thank you.

Hi, it’s me, a new reviewer. This is a good podcast. Some might even say the best Hearthstone podcast? At the very least, one of the Hearthstone podcasts of all time.

Absolutely love this show! Has a great group dynamic and you’ll find your attention constantly grabbed by crazy and entertaining comments. If you want to sit back with a drink and relax to a podcast, this is the one.

The only Hearthstone podcast that doesn’t just acknowledge it’s for adults but EMBRACES that truth. Every host is a delight in their own unique way, and someone should hire me in a job that pays a living wage so I can afford to back their Patreon. Hmmm… I wonder if the hosts would hire me to make Twitch clips for them… A mouse hole worth exploring?

Blizzlet is Hearthstone talk that has the energy of a bunch of ADHD kids in a group project. Stormraige is the group leader who is super concerned about getting a good grade and gets more and more anxious the more things get off track, while Lore, Ted, and Smarms explore absolutely every tangent that presents itself. Because every member of this group is brilliant it all comes together in the end anyway, even if it does mean they're up until 4 a.m. the night before it's due. I love Lore, I love Ted, I love Stormraige, and I fear Smarms, which is what I think she'd prefer anyway.

The show is kinda about Hearthstone. It’s a lot of fun talk and discussion. I found it after hearing one of the hosts on another pod cast. I love it.

The energy in the studio is wild. I love it. The Blizzlet community is one of the friendliest and most wholesome anywhere on the internet. Stormraige provides a much needed foundation. Something to build the house of the podcast on top of. Sturdy. But then you got Teddo, Lore, and Smarms just absolutely tearing up that foundation because someone told them there’s gold buried beneath the basement. Love the chaotic ride.

I listen for Smarms. Stormrage and Lore are fine, but Smarms is best. Great show and highly entertaining.

Blizzlet is the ideal hearthstone podcast. In my year or so listening to them I have taken their sage wisdom to heart and to great success. With their legally required 70% hearthstone content I was able to increase my legend rank from around 2000 to over 9000. If you want to explore every rabbit hole (and some monster holes) hearthstone has to offer, this podcast is for you.

This podcast is completely unhinged in the best possible ways. It never fails to have me laughing the entire time, and always brightens my day. As a bonus I learn some things about a game I love. What more could you ask for.

There once was a podcast called blizzlet, A truly remarkable show. They talked a lot about jizzlet, And how deep monsters can go. But the more it unhinged, The faster I binged, Because it’s truly enjoyable and you all should know!

Blizzlet is very much the HS podcaster’s podcast. They break all the rules we wish we could on our shows and the result is 60-90 minutes of solid gold id. If you’ve ever been attracted to HS characters or wondered how they might fare in various roles of our world, this is the show for you. If not, just try a little. You might learn something. (Disclaimer: what you learn might not be something you wanted to know or will ever be able to un-know. It is a Pandora’s box that may leave you inexplicably drawn to Lovecraftian horrors, mad geniuses, and/or creatures with exoskeletons. The experience will be pleasurable, but there will be no going back to your sad mundane life…)

Good podcast, very good podcast. This show genuinely puts a smile on my face every week. Every week gets more unhinged and the rails no longer exist. Also, they talk about Hearthstone sometimes too!

The Rails never stood a chance.

This podcast was like a breath of fresh air. It was like discovering a space jam adult movie #arabbitholeworthexploring

…and it was a rabbit hole worth exploring. Before Blizzlet entered my life, I was a dumpster legend player on the Hearthstone ladder despite my best efforts. Listening to Blizzlet was a game changer. Their broad curriculum meant that I know the difference between unhinged and unglued, hit iridium rank in Destiny, and Ascension 21 on all my Slay the Spire characters. I even learnt the difference between a prion and a Prius, dived into rabbit holes worth exploring and appreciated the moistness of cards. Their concise analysis of the Hearthstone current affairs and metagame have also allowed me to transcend Hearthstone’s rankings — now, instead of a boring orange hexagon, “I can no longer lose stars at this rank”. And it is for that reason that I bestow this podcast 5 out of 5 stars. That and it is genuinely an enjoyable podcast. Keep it up (failing which, these days, they have medications if you need help…). Edit: It goes without saying that Blizzlet is a podcast that is most times Hearthstone (around 70%) and sometimes not (around 30%) — calculations verified by a maths expert.

A few years ago I had no idea what a podcast was and had never heard of a Blizzlet. Most of my free time was spent volunteering at the soup kitchen or the local pet adoption center, but one day that all changed. The plane I was travelling in crashed and sadly, I was the only survivor. I was able to swim to a deserted island nearby and after building a fire, creating a shelter, enabling my Out of Office Reply, and securing food, I settled into my new life. Endless days of laying on a sun-drenched beach, gorging on the endless supply of lobster, crab, and Gyros I was able to scavenge from the land soon became tedious. My only source of entertainment was creating miles of rope or licking the friendly puffer fish. I feared for my sanity, until one day a package washed up on the shore. Tearing it open, I found a strange device, a Solar-powered Podcast Universal Generating Engine, I nicknamed SPUGE. It had been badly damaged, but I was able to repair it enough that it functioned, although the podcast selector switch was stuck on a single program, Blizzlet. The description seemed to indicate that this was a talk-based show centered around an obscure card game. My expectations were low, but having depleted my supply of lickable puffer fish, I gave it a try. I was amazed. While there was an occasional mention of something called Hearthstone, the majority of the time was more like a stream of consciousness fever dream among the group that spent their energy discussing dinner options, local erotic theater, and unmentionable acts performed with various mythical beasts. It became my lifeline to what was left of my sanity and I would look forward to each new episode with a sense of desperate longing. Finally, the day came when the raft I had been building out of palm fronds, the miles of rope I had woven, and snot was ready to launch. I placed my SPUGE into a holder made of cocoanuts and launched out to sea. I floated aimlessly for days until one night when a monsoon decided to dump its load all over me. I had just started to listen to the latest episode when the my raft became swamped. I was able to cling to a foam cooler I had packed with my provisions, but I watched helplessly as my SPUGE floated away, just out of reach. I can still hear the fading sounds of “What’s up motherforkers” as I drifted out to sea. Thankfully, the next morning I was rescued by a cruise ship on its way to Des Moines and was able to return to my normal life. I am convinced that without Blizzlet, I would have never survived all those months of isolation. Even today, I make a point to stop by the pet shop, pick up my supply of puffer fish, and sit down to an evening of listening and licking every week when their new episode is released. Without the plane crash and being stranded on that island, I might never have discovered this little gem of a podcast and for that, I am eternally grateful.

I didn’t want to leave a bad review even though I stopped listening. Thank you for reading my review on Squelch!, the podcast.

I started listening to Blizzlet years ago. I’ve seen a few hosts come and go. But the fact remains that this never was a Hearthstone podcast. It’s just 3 friends getting together and having a wonderful time with one another. The show made me feel like I had friends when I had none. The Blizzies have become a second family for me. I love this show with all my heart. Even if they struggle to talk about the game they want to talk about. 10/10 Would recommend. UPDATE: DocMcButt here, you know Blizzlet is one of the most authentic podcasts of the modern era and I find that interesting. I also find it interesting that I keep hearing that people are saying that Hearthstone is rigged and that matchmaking screws them over.. turns out there could actually be some merit to it. I hate conspiracy theories a lot, but activision has a patent describing how it fixes matchmaking to increase revenue. A rabbit hole worth exploring?

Blizzlet is like a fine wine. The witty banter between the cast of Daniel, Teddo and Eve are absolutely satisfying. Just like wine. No, this is not subliminal advertising. I indeed now use and wear Manscape products. At the end of their episodes I find myself needing more banter about Cats. Absolutely refreshing to listen to a crew embrace amazing theater! Great crew and great times with just wholesome conversation. Love y’all!

Fun show! These cats will talk about whatever, so be cool. Go along for the ride. Stormraige has been a wonderful foil for all the rabbit hole stuff. I do groan along when TeddO and Eve do Destiny talk. I also like swearing, so that’s fun that they swear. A lot. There was even an episode a few weeks back that one of technicalogical talents could make a hilarious TedO sound board. Not me though. Computers are hard. BigE

With its focus on anatomy and Magic: the Gathering, Blizzlet really delivers on its promise to be the only Hearthstone podcast that is mostly not about Hearthstone. The hosts are degenerates with dirty minds, although they’ve toned it down a little in recent years and even somehow managed to get current or former members of Team 5 to appear, god help them. I highly recommend this podcast, which is almost as funny as Squelch!

Been listening to the podcast ever since Ted joined the crew (don't you dare call him a centrist!) I was truly sad when Jack left the podcast but I am SO SO glad Lore Master Eve has joined the show. This crew of incredibly funny ragamuffins always puts a smile on my face. I look forward to every Friday for some new fresh sweet sweet white wheenie talk. This podcast makes the crazy world we live in much more enjoyable. Love you all!

Join hosts "Stormy" Daniel Sheldon, "Lore Blaster" Eve, and Ted, who brings the centrist perspective, for a hilarious show that they describe as "most times Magic, sometimes not." If you enjoy Hearthstone, they’ve got you covered too with Hearthstone segments like “$!%@, Marry, Discard”, “Speed Dating with Zilliax”, and of course, lots of Battlegrounds NeeewwwWWWWwwwwSSS! So come and give it a listen as Daniel and Eve host the show while Ted plays M:tG Arena. It’s a great time!

I listen to about a dozen Hearthstone podcasts regularly and Blizzlet is by far the best. The cast has great takes on the game and their humor is very clever. The podcast is a triumph and I wish all to receive it.

I am not the most avid of hearthstone players but these three (and guests) have a knack for making one want to sit back and enjoy a pint by the hearth. Regardless of the mood you are in, Blizzlet promises to put a smile on your face while discussing the wonderful game of Hearthstone.

I've been listening to Blizzlet for a couple years now and this show is even better! Between the silly hosts, fun chemistry and and occassional hearthstone nugget, it's just fantastic.

Would temperature test with my finger again. 69/5. If you like improv, this is the ear noise for you.

Three spicy hosts with each their own unique personalities and behaviours all gather once a week to talk about digital wizard poker. Excellent content, with each host enough complementing the other’s attributes. Only thing that would be cool would be a little sauce... perhaps from a certain mailman ;)

Yeah, it’s a great podcast. I wrote a longer review but I accidentally exited the page and lost it all. 2/3 hosts have the attention span of golden retrievers, but it makes for good R-rated fun.

Just pause this review real quick, and go listen to the theme from Rastakhan's Rumble. Good? K. These 3 are hysterical to listen to. I always look forward to their thoughts on the game, but the random shenanigans are what'll really keep you here forever. It's like hanging out with friends and BSing about the game. The podcast might be sometimes Hearthstone and most the time not, but you'll be coming back every single week for the good times regardless. Keep it up, guys!

Absolutely the most entertaining Hearthstone podcast. Just don't listen around the children.

This is a great show and you should listen. I love it so much that I am using my wife’s iPhone to make this review which should show you how much I love it. I also went back to listen to all the episodes which I would normally not recommend for a hearthstone podcast but luckily this one is not most times ( inside joke).

Yall do a good job just happy i found a hearthstone pod that is current.. yall need to get me on ill make it pop

Bizzlet is the perfect podcast for new, casual, and competitive players. The show tries to stay on topic, but the conversation often drifts. It’s like joining a circle of friends and just hanging out. It does not follow the structure of the other Hearth Stone podcasts, and that’s what puts it in its own category. Great listen, keep up the good work.

I didn’t listen to my friends when they told me to listen to this show and now I’m full of regret that I didn’t get here earlier. Now that I’ve finally gotten in on it, this is one of my favorite shows of all time! Everyone! Get in here!

NSFW, as they will constantly tell you up until you listen to the podcast. Informative and fun, between game talk, constant joking from witty puns to bathroom humor... a great podcast if you're looking for a good light Hearthstone podcast experience.

I’m a mail man in Iowa and I just stared listening to these dudes a few weeks ago while working! Really makes my day when I get to listen to these dudes make punny jokes about hearthstone, dicks, magic, etc! And it’s really helped my game play in hearthstone! I’ve gotten to rank 11 this month after listening to the podcast! where as before I was stuck around rank 18-20 keep up the awesome content! And thanks for the laughs 😬

Listening to Blizzlet is like sitting down with a few close friends and BS’ing about Hearthstone, complete with all the sick burns that you can only get away with towards people you’ve known for a long time. The chemistry and camaraderie between the hosts is refreshing, especially in the realm of typically stuffy competitive driven Hearthstone podcasts. If it tells you anything, looked up how to leave a podcast review through iTunes on my phone just to be able to help these guys out. Go listen right now. You won’t be disappointed.

I’m new to this show and I’m loving it! Its quickly becoming one of my favorite MTG podcasts...jk XD These guys are hilarious and I love when they go off topic. Will definitely keep coming back for laughs and HS wisdom. Keep up the great work!

Absolutely love this show and all those ridiculous goofs! These guys are hilarious!

House news and freshest takes is what’s up here at blizzlet. This podcast infers a sense of rowdy genius upon the listeners whereby you laugh & learn at the same time. This practice of comedy/learning is called “learn-omedy.” If you love potty humor & deck strategy follow @blizzlet

I just heard about this podcast a few days ago but it’s now one of my favorite. This podcast requires one simple thing from you. That thing is-you play hearthstone. If you do, then this is definitely for you.

When I first started playing Hearthstone I was a pretty big filthy casual. Between grinding away and listening to these hilarious knuckleheads I've upped my game quite a bit! Entertaining and their meta talks are great!

It's fun to hang out with these guys and hear about all of the stones and hearths.