Garden Plots with Skeletor

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Gardening is more complicated than water and soil. It's about something deeper. It's about something more intangible. It's about Skeletor. Skeletor guides you through the perils and pitfalls of gardening with edicts, orders, and the occasional command. Garden Plots with Skeletor: It's definitely not a scheme! This podcast not affiliated with the owners of He-Man and the Masters of the Universe.

Recent Episodes
  • Hiatus Announcement
    Aug 1, 2023 – 01:02
  • S3E08 - A Rutabaga is a Wish Your Heart Makes
    Jul 1, 2023 – 27:35
  • S3E07 - Skeletors Say the Darndest Things
    Jun 1, 2023 – 22:15
  • S3E06 - Nana
    May 1, 2023 – 30:24
  • S3E05 - Garden Plots Points with Mer-Man
    Apr 1, 2023 – 25:23
  • S3E04 - Evil Dad
    Mar 1, 2023 – 23:36
  • S3E03 - Stalemate
    Feb 1, 2023 – 20:11
  • S3E02 - ANNOUNCING THE SNAKE MOUNTAIN PODCAST NETWORK (and also some plant stuff too i guess)
    Jan 1, 2023 – 22:57
  • S3E01 - How Much Is That Poggy in the Window
    Dec 1, 2022 – 19:28
  • S3E00 - Answering Machine
    Nov 1, 2022 – 17:30
  • Season 3 Trailer?
    Oct 1, 2022 – 06:49
  • Bedtime for Beast Man
    Sep 1, 2022 – 15:57
  • Rules for Houseguests
    Aug 1, 2022 – 05:48
  • Boring Family Stuff
    Jul 1, 2022 – 06:04
  • Dateline Eternia
    Jun 1, 2022 – 03:35
  • Pet Sounds
    May 1, 2022 – 06:39
  • Stardate Beast Man
    Apr 1, 2022 – 09:21
  • A Message from Hordak
    Mar 1, 2022 – 02:09
  • Be Back Soon
    Feb 8, 2022 – 01:24
  • S2E22 - A Kitten for Mer-Man
    Feb 1, 2022 – 29:40
  • S2E21 - THE EVILEST EPISODE!
    Jan 15, 2022 – 32:31
  • S2E20 - The Evil Gardeners' Grow-Off
    Jan 1, 2022 – 26:52
  • S2E19 - Christmas with the Pranks
    Dec 15, 2021 – 23:26
  • S2E18 - Money Doesn't Grow on Bees
    Dec 1, 2021 – 46:50
  • S2E17 - The Great Eternian Bake Off
    Nov 15, 2021 – 30:51
  • S2E16 - My Princess, My Princess, and Bow
    Nov 1, 2021 – 43:58
  • S2E15 - Dun Dun Duuuun
    Oct 15, 2021 – 18:53
  • S2E14 - Clam Trowel and the Case of the Cantankerous Corpse
    Oct 1, 2021 – 28:00
  • S2E13 - A Nice Normal Episode
    Sep 15, 2021 – 28:46
  • S2E12 - A Fist In Time Saves None
    Sep 1, 2021 – 40:21
  • S2E11 - The East Wing
    Aug 15, 2021 – 28:16
  • S2E10 - Pizza Treehouse
    Aug 1, 2021 – 30:31
  • S2E09 - Not Today, Adulthood
    Jul 15, 2021 – 33:03
  • S2E08 - This Eternian Life
    Jul 1, 2021 – 29:41
  • S2E07 - Tri-Klops, Bi-Klops, and No-Klops
    Jun 15, 2021 – 26:15
  • S2E06 - PLAPP Goes the Weasel
    Jun 1, 2021 – 23:28
  • S2E05 - Heavy Are the Heads That All Wear Their Own Individual Crowns
    May 15, 2021 – 23:07
  • S2E04 - Extremely Petty Cash
    May 1, 2021 – 23:15
  • S2E03 - The POGfather
    Apr 15, 2021 – 17:58
  • S2E02 - And Ennui Go
    Apr 1, 2021 – 24:27
  • S2E01 - Everything Is Fine
    Mar 15, 2021 – 21:42
  • S2E00 - Ask Not For Whom the Answering Machine Beeps
    Mar 1, 2021 – 11:42
  • Season 2 Trailer?
    Feb 15, 2021 – 04:45
  • Interview with Lucas Brown
    Feb 1, 2021 – 01:04:11
  • Season 1 Cutting Room Floor
    Jan 15, 2021 – 16:27
  • S1E25 - Have Yourself an Evil Little Christmas
    Dec 25, 2020 – 19:45
  • S1E24 - The Flower of Grayskull
    Dec 15, 2020 – 27:05
  • S1E23 - Mulch Ado About Mulching
    Dec 1, 2020 – 27:25
  • S1E22 - The Birds and the Giant Anthropomorphic Bee
    Nov 15, 2020 – 27:04
  • S1E21 - Garden Plots with KING Skeletor!
    Nov 1, 2020 – 32:12
Recent Reviews
  • Rocky Star wind
    Learning about plants has never bin so fun and evil
    Wonder full podcast will written and the gardening facts are interesting. Already recommend to a friend of mine who all need to say was skeleltor has a podcast . His YouTube channel is beefy bites he goes by Mr beefy . Mine is bucky749 both have done he-man content. Thou in my side of enternia Roddy piper leads the evil warriors against sun man . In case Skeletor wants to know who’s Roddy pipers evil warriors. He as papa shango , jijstu, And alternate version of him self . The hero’s are sun man , ultimate warrior, man kind , Donatello , he-man flying fists . Have a wonder fully evil day .
  • literaryvice432
    The best pod ever cast
    Funny, full of interesting characters, helpful bits of plant advice, and the magic of Pogs!!
  • flameoflareon
    Be-leaf me, it’s a-maize-ing
    This podcast is the wholesome cousin to Venture Bros. and the more adult cousin to Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated. A perfect middle ground that has me saying the grass (or garden of native plants) is greener on this side.
  • Travirus06
    Are you prepared to receive such gardening wisdom?
    Almost as soon as I found out about this show it became my new favorite podcast. Skeletor is, no question, one of the four horseman of the 80’s cartoon apocalypse ( riding alongside Cobra Commander, The Shredder and Megatron), and listening to his over the top, ultra maniacal super villain personality dispensing gardening advice while trying to deal with a new media format he clearly doesn’t understand is simply delightful. Garden Plots is meant to be entertaining first and foremost, but you will actually learn some important information on plants and gardening as well. I love this show so much that half of my plants’ names are lifted from Skeletor’s Top 10 Names For Your Plant. This is nostalgic infotainment at its finest. Huzzah for Skeletor!
  • Goblin J
    Oddly Funny
    As sure as Mech-a-neck can look over medium sized walls, this show will have you laughing.
  • ghostlovesinger
    Basically perfect
    I've been wanting to write a positive review of this show for a while now (especially since Episode #18 nearly killed me when I choked on spit while laughing too hard) but I just kept feeling like there was something missing. Just one little thing this show needed, but didn't have. Then, in Episode #22, I realized what it was. The show needed more ME. And now it has that, which means it's basically perfect. You're welcome.
  • hozhed
    Love this podcast!!
    Don’t know much about plants but I know an awesome podcast when I hear it and this one is amazing!
  • Katrina EN
    LISTEN NOW
    I am a botanist, a factionista, and sometimes on podcasts. It is my observation and reasoned opinion that this show DELIGHTS, informs, amuses, and adds sunshine and freshness to any time and place it is heard. You, future gentle listener, you owe it to yourself to listen to this podcast and experience the fun of it all.
  • Definitely Not Hub
    Easily my favorite Gardening Podcast hosted by a supervillain!
    This show is better than two good shows!
  • akingsley81
    Thank Doom this exists.
    No, really. There has been something missing in my life and it’s been Garden Plots with Skeletor. Since I’ve begun listening, I am sleeping better, I’m losing weight, and I’m growing the right amount of hair in all the important places. Thank you, Garden Plots with Skeletor. I don’t know what I’d do without you.
  • kamcs
    Some of the best parts of Smash Fiction
    Missing Smash Fiction? I am. This podcast helps and has its own quirky joy. Loving it lots!
  • JoMan47
    What a wonderful and weird thing.
    It is equally bazar and pleasant.
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